Post by Deleted on Mar 30, 2019 12:20:41 GMT -8
(OOC: So, I signed Team ATARI up for this angled fed, and as a rule I don't do angled feds, but I was curious to see what someone else would do with this crazy, way out from left field tag team. I don't really get all worry about wins and loses with these guys. This is me just really really entertaining myself with something seriously stupid. So this angled fed is based on twitter stuff (So yeah, these guys will lose a lot there lol) and all that is required is 1 character delv. RP every 2 months. After 2 cards, 2600 was finally booked and I decided that I should at least post something there so they kinda get a feel of team ATARI. So I started to write this thing as to why they were at this place, which is a step down from the 2 places I have them in currently. As I started writting, it dawned on me that what I need to do is define who the fuck is the "Yamauchi" and what in the blue balls are these "Energon Deivce" the guys and FB2 keep flapping their gums about. I am sure some, or several of you are just confused about the whole gimmick. So I spent today putting this together, and I'm posting it in all 3 places you can find Team ATARI. I hope this helps in making more sense of just what in the hell is going on! Also note, if you want to see the ending of this "rp", aka Nolan directing the team to go to the ICWA, I will have that part done tomorrow most likely and you'll find a link on twitter when I get it posted.)
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Making his way down the long hallway that leads to the conference room is Nolan. 3rd in command of Team ATARI. He has dedicated his life to this one sole purpose:
Elimination of the Yamauchi.
Let’s for a moment leave Nolan and answer the question that is borrowing a hole through your brain. The question that is on the tip of everyones tongue and leaves them wondering if they are a card carrying member of this disgusting group that 2600, 7800, Flashback 2 and undercover agents TOS and Tempest (That are known at this point) are willing to give the ultimate sacrifice in the ultimate war, the war of all wars.
Who is the Yamauchi?
As 2600 often says, These “Yamauchi scumbags” is a evil power hungry, underground hate group that is bent on destroying America, and the world, ending the facade of “life” and crush everything it stands for. They wish to enslave all Americans to hard labor camps and work them to death, resulting in wiping them off of the face of the planet. The Yamauchi want all of America’s resources for their own sick and twisted master plan, and this group won’t stop till it has spread their evil to all 4 corners of the earth.
Why just the 4 corners you might be asking? Because the Yamauchi believe the earth is flat and if they can conquer the flat earth, then they will be in, as some documents has described it as “Getting the good graces of the group of beings who have us under the dome.” Flat Earthers know what I’m talking about.
But their plan is far more sinister than this.
When the FBI was formed in 1908, a small task force was formed with the sole task of seeking out world domination plans of other countries. This small 4 man task group in 1909 intercepted partial plans from a “Yamauchi” (A secretive group founded by Fusajiro Yamauchi) carrier in 1909 with plans on overthrowing the US government and taking all of its resources in order to build a massive inverted drill. In short, the Yamauchi plan to drill through the dome that we live in to escape the flat earth. Such a device would require a enormous amount of land, material and power to run. The Yamauchi believe the US is directly under the center of the dome, and they also believe that the center of the dome is also the weakest part of the dome. A small drill bit is all that is needed to shatter the dome and escape the “planet” earth.
A task force first known as Hanafuda and later became to be known as Team ATARI was created back in the 1910’s under President Taft, in a secret wing of the FBI that was formed just two years earlier. So secretive is this task force, that until 2006, no one knew it existed. Team ATARI believes that Wikileaks founder Julian Assange is the leader of the Yamauchi these days and controls it’s armies from the Yamauchi headquarters in London, the “Embassy of Ecuador.” where Assange will not stop till he has the a fully operational drill. Believing that he is from a “greater race of beings not from this world”, Assange wants to go “home” and take back his “birthright” to be able to place other planets and beings under domes for his sick and twisted experiments. This is why it is imperative that the Yamauchi is stopped at all costs.
To power the massive drill of Assange’s, codenamed the “Energon Devise” which Team ATARI believes is fully built and resting under the ST. Louis Arch just waiting to be set free and put in action, Assange would drain the earth of its oil reserves to power the drill. But there was just one problem.
During the hush hush construction of the Energon Devise, with help from the Japanese, most notably Hiroshi Yamauchi who is widely known as the 3rd President of Nintendo, Hiroshi had the Energon Device programmed on several microchips (Codename: Dilithium Crystals). Everything the Energon Device has to do is on these Dilithium Crystals, and there is 20 of them. They have to be inserted in order in the Energon Device for it to run. The Yamauchi claim the whole drilling process would last less than a hour, where shortly after the dome bursts and falls to earth, Assange would then be free to fly his private custom made airplane out of the dome and assume his birthright and have a replacement dome quickly placed back over the planet earth, where the population of earth will slowly perish has the earth fell apart with every ounce of crude oil sucked out of the planet and the weight of the surface collapses in on the mantle.
Prior to his death in 2002, Hiroshi Yamauchi held all 20 Dilithium Crystals in his possession, but a dispute with Assange (It is unknown how Assange came to power in the Yamauchi) over allowing himself and his family to leave the flat earth with Assange on his specially built plane saw Yamauchi hiding all 20 Dilithium Crystals in pure gold all over the world. Now, it was noted that Hiroshi Yamauchi was a huge wrestling fan and he comishined 20 various wrestling championship belts with each championship belt containing one of the 20 Dilithium Crystals needed to power and run the Energon Device. It has remain a secret that Yamauchi took to the grave as to which belts held “earths death” inside them.
Ever since 2002, the race has been on for Assange to capture has many wrestling championship belts as he can to melt them down to locate the 20 Dilithium Crystals so he can fire up the Energon Device and flea planet earth once and for all!
The leader of the Yamauchi, Julian Assange has acquired several wrestling companies over the years. He employs thousands of professional wrestlers through various agents, managers and handlers, most of the time without the wrestler even having knowledge that he is a Yamauchi foot soldier. With every championship his army captures, Assange is one step closer to finding all 20 Dilithium Crystals to power up the Energon Device.
Team ATARI, yes, which is named to smit Hiroshi Yamauchi’s Nintendo brand, which by the way, funded the building of the Energon Device, believe they know which of the championship belts that contain the Dilithium Crystals. The members of Team ATARI sole purpose in life is to capture these chunks of gold containing the Dilithium Crystals, and to find and secure all 20 of the Dilithium Crystals thus ruining the Yamauchi plan of destroying the dome and fleaing flat earth. There has been several members of Team ATARI over the years, each training in the hand to hand combat style known as professional wrestling and some have perished while in battle. The mistakes of past ATARI agents have not been forgotten. Current Members spend their time staying in tip top shape, always ready to go into combat without notice. They have sworn a oath to “Willy Mackey” (Code for the President of the US) that they will not fail with their goal of capturing each and every single Dilithium Crystal. Team ATARI does not care about “wins” or “Losses” when fighting the Yamauchi inside the 20x20 battlefield. It is all about winning the championship belts that have been earmarked as carriers of the Dilithium Crystals and winning these belts, (sometimes mentioned as Code Name: Dynotherms) also known as the Energon Devise.
This is a mission they take very, very seriously.
To date Team ATARI has 1 up on the Yamauchi, having captured 1 Dilithium Crystals. A trophy that was casted from several older championship belts that were melted down and recycled into this trophy, that last year Team ATARI was able to secure. It remains a secret as to which Dilithium Crystal of the 20 they have, but it is locked up in a triple underground bunker at the Dig Dug (Code for Team ATARI Headquarters) and it’s location remains a tightly sealed and guarded secret.
Through the freedom of information act, and through a more than a dedicated group on the dark web that either follow Team ATARI or wish to help the Yamauchi bring an end to the to ATARI, to which, some of these groups have their own plan on escaping the dome. The follow is know about Team ATARI:
Current known Agents:
Known PTB Agents: (In order of rank)
Agents that fell on the battlefield:
Known Vehicles/Bases/Technology/Slang
Known Alias and Code Names for targets:
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Making his way down the long hallway that leads to the conference room is Nolan. 3rd in command of Team ATARI. He has dedicated his life to this one sole purpose:
Elimination of the Yamauchi.
Let’s for a moment leave Nolan and answer the question that is borrowing a hole through your brain. The question that is on the tip of everyones tongue and leaves them wondering if they are a card carrying member of this disgusting group that 2600, 7800, Flashback 2 and undercover agents TOS and Tempest (That are known at this point) are willing to give the ultimate sacrifice in the ultimate war, the war of all wars.
Who is the Yamauchi?
As 2600 often says, These “Yamauchi scumbags” is a evil power hungry, underground hate group that is bent on destroying America, and the world, ending the facade of “life” and crush everything it stands for. They wish to enslave all Americans to hard labor camps and work them to death, resulting in wiping them off of the face of the planet. The Yamauchi want all of America’s resources for their own sick and twisted master plan, and this group won’t stop till it has spread their evil to all 4 corners of the earth.
Why just the 4 corners you might be asking? Because the Yamauchi believe the earth is flat and if they can conquer the flat earth, then they will be in, as some documents has described it as “Getting the good graces of the group of beings who have us under the dome.” Flat Earthers know what I’m talking about.
But their plan is far more sinister than this.
When the FBI was formed in 1908, a small task force was formed with the sole task of seeking out world domination plans of other countries. This small 4 man task group in 1909 intercepted partial plans from a “Yamauchi” (A secretive group founded by Fusajiro Yamauchi) carrier in 1909 with plans on overthrowing the US government and taking all of its resources in order to build a massive inverted drill. In short, the Yamauchi plan to drill through the dome that we live in to escape the flat earth. Such a device would require a enormous amount of land, material and power to run. The Yamauchi believe the US is directly under the center of the dome, and they also believe that the center of the dome is also the weakest part of the dome. A small drill bit is all that is needed to shatter the dome and escape the “planet” earth.
A task force first known as Hanafuda and later became to be known as Team ATARI was created back in the 1910’s under President Taft, in a secret wing of the FBI that was formed just two years earlier. So secretive is this task force, that until 2006, no one knew it existed. Team ATARI believes that Wikileaks founder Julian Assange is the leader of the Yamauchi these days and controls it’s armies from the Yamauchi headquarters in London, the “Embassy of Ecuador.” where Assange will not stop till he has the a fully operational drill. Believing that he is from a “greater race of beings not from this world”, Assange wants to go “home” and take back his “birthright” to be able to place other planets and beings under domes for his sick and twisted experiments. This is why it is imperative that the Yamauchi is stopped at all costs.
To power the massive drill of Assange’s, codenamed the “Energon Devise” which Team ATARI believes is fully built and resting under the ST. Louis Arch just waiting to be set free and put in action, Assange would drain the earth of its oil reserves to power the drill. But there was just one problem.
During the hush hush construction of the Energon Devise, with help from the Japanese, most notably Hiroshi Yamauchi who is widely known as the 3rd President of Nintendo, Hiroshi had the Energon Device programmed on several microchips (Codename: Dilithium Crystals). Everything the Energon Device has to do is on these Dilithium Crystals, and there is 20 of them. They have to be inserted in order in the Energon Device for it to run. The Yamauchi claim the whole drilling process would last less than a hour, where shortly after the dome bursts and falls to earth, Assange would then be free to fly his private custom made airplane out of the dome and assume his birthright and have a replacement dome quickly placed back over the planet earth, where the population of earth will slowly perish has the earth fell apart with every ounce of crude oil sucked out of the planet and the weight of the surface collapses in on the mantle.
Prior to his death in 2002, Hiroshi Yamauchi held all 20 Dilithium Crystals in his possession, but a dispute with Assange (It is unknown how Assange came to power in the Yamauchi) over allowing himself and his family to leave the flat earth with Assange on his specially built plane saw Yamauchi hiding all 20 Dilithium Crystals in pure gold all over the world. Now, it was noted that Hiroshi Yamauchi was a huge wrestling fan and he comishined 20 various wrestling championship belts with each championship belt containing one of the 20 Dilithium Crystals needed to power and run the Energon Device. It has remain a secret that Yamauchi took to the grave as to which belts held “earths death” inside them.
Ever since 2002, the race has been on for Assange to capture has many wrestling championship belts as he can to melt them down to locate the 20 Dilithium Crystals so he can fire up the Energon Device and flea planet earth once and for all!
The leader of the Yamauchi, Julian Assange has acquired several wrestling companies over the years. He employs thousands of professional wrestlers through various agents, managers and handlers, most of the time without the wrestler even having knowledge that he is a Yamauchi foot soldier. With every championship his army captures, Assange is one step closer to finding all 20 Dilithium Crystals to power up the Energon Device.
Team ATARI, yes, which is named to smit Hiroshi Yamauchi’s Nintendo brand, which by the way, funded the building of the Energon Device, believe they know which of the championship belts that contain the Dilithium Crystals. The members of Team ATARI sole purpose in life is to capture these chunks of gold containing the Dilithium Crystals, and to find and secure all 20 of the Dilithium Crystals thus ruining the Yamauchi plan of destroying the dome and fleaing flat earth. There has been several members of Team ATARI over the years, each training in the hand to hand combat style known as professional wrestling and some have perished while in battle. The mistakes of past ATARI agents have not been forgotten. Current Members spend their time staying in tip top shape, always ready to go into combat without notice. They have sworn a oath to “Willy Mackey” (Code for the President of the US) that they will not fail with their goal of capturing each and every single Dilithium Crystal. Team ATARI does not care about “wins” or “Losses” when fighting the Yamauchi inside the 20x20 battlefield. It is all about winning the championship belts that have been earmarked as carriers of the Dilithium Crystals and winning these belts, (sometimes mentioned as Code Name: Dynotherms) also known as the Energon Devise.
This is a mission they take very, very seriously.
To date Team ATARI has 1 up on the Yamauchi, having captured 1 Dilithium Crystals. A trophy that was casted from several older championship belts that were melted down and recycled into this trophy, that last year Team ATARI was able to secure. It remains a secret as to which Dilithium Crystal of the 20 they have, but it is locked up in a triple underground bunker at the Dig Dug (Code for Team ATARI Headquarters) and it’s location remains a tightly sealed and guarded secret.
Through the freedom of information act, and through a more than a dedicated group on the dark web that either follow Team ATARI or wish to help the Yamauchi bring an end to the to ATARI, to which, some of these groups have their own plan on escaping the dome. The follow is know about Team ATARI:
Current known Agents:
- 2600
- 7800
- Flashback 2
- TOS
- Tempest
- The PTB (Powers that Be)
Known PTB Agents: (In order of rank)
- Dabney
- Bushnell
- Nolan
- Jack
- Ted
- JT
Agents that fell on the battlefield:
- 5200
- 400
- 180
- 221B Baker
Known Vehicles/Bases/Technology/Slang
- Dig Dug (HQ)(Location unknown)
- MCC (Mobile Command Center)(Current disguised as a 1980 Winnebago Chieftain)
- Lynx (Telecommunication device not available to the public)
- Energon Devise (1A) (Wrestling Championship Titles)
- Energon Devise (1B)(Yamauchi massive dome busting drill)(Believed to be in St. Louis)
- Dilithium Crystals (1 of 20 microchips used to power the (1B) Energon Devise)
- Dynotherms (The 19 remaining championship belts believed to house the Dilithium Crystals.)
- Infracells (Devise that houses the Dilithium Crystals at the Dig Dig)
- MSH07C (A Hershey Kiss. Sweets are forbidden under ATARI “law”, sugar intake is strictly documented. 1 MSHO7C is allowed for a successful mission)
- Golden Joystick (A accommodation for reporting purposes)
- Stinkor 5250 (A bad/negative strike on one record, for reporting purposes)
- Battlesuits (Mask and “wrestling” gear team members wear at all times. Suits are waterproof, cut resistant, bulletproof and can be used a flotation device if need be.)
- Eternia Mode: (Death of ATARI agent, or removing one's mask to protect other ATARI agents/civilians for the greater good. Once Eternia Mode is engaged, one can not return to Team ATARI)
Known Alias and Code Names for targets:
- 2600 (Real name unknown)
- 7800 (Real name unknown)
- Flashback 2 (FB2) Real name unknown)
- TOS (Real name unknown)
- Tempest (Real name unknown. Dark Web searches on message boards believe Tempest to be former ESW superstar named Rayne, but this is unconfirmed.)
- Willy Mackey (POTUS)
- Babsy (Kendrick Kross) (Believed to be a high ranking Yamauchi general)
- Bert & Ernie (Chad Vargas & Bob Grenier) (Extremely well trained and high ranking Yamauchi snipers)
- Meg (Melinda Rhodes) (Believed to be a YUKE, Yamauchi Undercover Kamikaze Extremist)
