Post by Deleted on May 17, 2019 14:52:32 GMT -8
Hayley comes into the scene, which is merely a chain link fence in front of the studio, and she stands in front of it. She appears to be quite pissed off, more than usual, as she begins to express her thoughts.
Hayley: I’m going to start off by calling BULLSHIT on California Wrestling. No, I am not talking about what happened with the end of my Immortal Iconic Championship reign. I’m talking about since then. The Immortal Iconic Championship was supposed to be a championship that was on the line every single show! I was a true champion! Say whatever the hell you want about the people I defended it against, but this company had me defending that championship show after show and I did so as a fighting champion. And yet… GANGA GIRL didn’t put the title on the line last show and she’s not putting it on the line this show.
Are you FUCKING kidding me?
I guess it helps when you’re the company’s new flavor of the month right? I had to go out there and defend that title every show, yet they’re pampering this bitch! That’s not fair at ALL! You know what else isn’t fair? This company clearly knowing that I’m not READY for wrestlers like Sam Tolson yet but they’re throwing me in there against her in this Pride Championship tournament.
BULLSHIT!
Oh and after all that, I’m back in the Immortal Icon division… against Kylie Conrad. What? Are they expecting me to be that sweet, shrinking violet that’s all “it’s okay… I can overcome this… like… totally” and then just be what? The welcome mat for that girl? Let’s talk about Kylie, alright? Have you SEEN HER? First off that girl is SOOOOO fat it’s RIDICULOUS! Oh WAIT… this is PC America, we’re not supposed to say that. Well this is HOLLYWOOD and the fact of the matter is, unless you’re a comedian… FAT PEOPLE HAVE NO PLACE IN HOLLYWOOD!
And Kylie Conrad… you have no place on this roster. I’ve seen that tweet you dropped on me.
You’re going to suplex me to hell, huh?
Why? Because oh it’s SWEET, INNOCENT HAYLEY, right? The shrinking violet from fucking PUYALLUP, WASHINGTON that got destroyed by Sativa Navaeh and lost her championship, the one that she had because she was only facing LOSERS… hahahaha… FUCK YOU BITCH! Don’t fucking disrespect me because I’ve had ENOUGH of being disrespected and treated like a rookie and treated as if the Immortal Iconic Championship is the best I’ll ever have it. I don’t care if I’m on a “level three” contract, I am BETTER than this division and I am better than THIS and I know damn well I am better than YOU, Kylie. You’re a mirror image of me… that new girl nobody has ever heard of that is trying to make a name for herself… wait… correction, you’re the mirror image of what I WAS… the only difference is, you need to lay off the Three Musketeers, fatass!
At least I’m slim, young and beautiful which is far more than what I can say for you!
That’s without mentioning that inside that ring, I’m BETTER than YOU! I know it because what exactly have you done since you’ve been here? To be honest, I didn’t even know you existed until I saw you were booked against me. Sorry honey, but I don’t pay attention to people beneath me! I was far too busy being the first Immortal Icon Champion. But when I did my research… I found out that… oh you have a win over Desmond Masters? WHO DOESN’T have a win over Desmond Masters? BRAVO, want a Twix? Wait… BAD idea, I don’t want you getting any fatter, you bus-sized behemoth!
But hey, despite doing absolutely NOTHING… not even a PROMO so far in your career… you get GIFTED with a big opportunity… like CERTAIN people on this roster *cough* Sativa *cough* and you get a chance at Dona Rotten with the Hollywood Heritage Cup and all of that glory… which you didn’t even do ANYTHING to deserve and of COURSE you lose and yet you’re coming up to me on my fucking Twitter page talking about “well I’m gonna suplex you straight to hell”.
Bitch, shut the fuck up!
You are NOT better than me! You do not have the RIGHT to talk down to me! I won TWO championships within my first ten mainstream matches, what have you done? Oh somewhere between zero and nothing and I know going into this match you CLEARLY have no passion for this… or at least nowhere near the passion that I do. While I’m training and preparing, all you’re doing is wasting your life on social media, more than likely chugging your three gallons of orange soda along with that, tweeting basic bitch shit and posting HORRIFYING, DISGUSTING bikini photos that were SO GROTESQUE my perfect 20/20 vision actually went down to about 20/100 for about 24 hours after seeing that picture! UGH! GROSS! AS IF! Do the entire world a favor and delete that shit, will you? I mean… I just…
Hayley suddenly pauses as she begins to choke and gag…
Hayley: Excuse me…
The scene quickly shifts to a colored background with the classic “TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES: PLEASE STAND BY” message. The sound of Hayley vomiting can be heard in the background and afterward, she is heard asking for water. The message fades, showing Hayley trying to breathe after she chugs some water down.
Hayley: Sorry… ANYWAY… that just opened up a question for me… am I even going to be able to withstand the SIGHT of you? Because my god, if your pictures made me puke, I’m not even sure I want to see the big cow belle in the flesh! GROSS! I would be DISGUSTED to lose to someone like you… who does NOTHING for the business, who’s just here just to play on Twitter, collect money and just waste a roster space because if your work ethic since being in this company, your loss to Dona Rotten and the fact that I had never even heard of you before this match was booked are any indicators at all… at the end of the day, you’re going to be like so many of my opponents: Eleni, Lawless, Desmond Masters, Legion… you know what they amounted to after I took care of them?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
And that’s YOUR fate too! I REFUSE to someone who posts pictures on social media and calls herself “stylish”. No bitch, I’M stylish, I’M fucking fabulous… you… you’re so fucking gross not even Lane Bryant would want anything to do with you! You’re definitely not going to suplex me straight to hell. In fact, the only thing you’re going to do is try so valiantly to beat me only to suck wind, fall on your fat ass and be just another victim of PRODIGAL GREATNESS! That’s right… PRODIGAL… GREATNESS! Because that’s what the fuck I am! I am the RARE breed of professional wrestler that has won TWO championships within the first TEN mainstream matches of your career! Soon, Hollywood is going to come flocking to me and asking me if I want to be in music videos and movies and commercials and all this amazing stuff and they’re going to see me and say “DAMN! We found ourselves the next Kelly Kapowski… or the next Kelly Bundy!” and not even those icons from the 90’s have anything on me!
You?
You’ve proven and shown nothing in this company and haven’t earned the right to even make your stupid “suplex to hell” tweet because your win over Desmond proves NOTHING! The REAL Kylie Conrad in CW is the wrestler that got her ass beat by Dona Rotten and tomorrow, I’m going to make THAT look like child’s play, bitch!
Wait… did I just… surprise all of you? What happened? Where’s “sweet, innocent, shrinking violet Hayley?”
She’s DEAD, you bastards! You will NEVER see that weak piece of shit ever again!!!
I didn’t come here to be a pushover… or to play second fiddle to the ICP-wannabe gothic trash like Dona or Maki. No… I came here to be a STAR and nothing BUT a star! That Iconic Championship reign was just a warm up!
And Kylie, I am going to make an example out of your thick ass! The only one going to hell is YOU because at the end of the day, I’m going to make you look SOOOO ridiculous and this time, I don’t give a fuck! At the end of the day, California Wrestling is DONE making me its bitch! Once I prove I’m better than this division and I re-up to a better contract than this level three crap… mark my words…
I’m making California Wrestling… and F-list TRASH like Kylie Conrad… MY BITCH!
Tomorrow’s just the pilot, bitches!
Hayley: I’m going to start off by calling BULLSHIT on California Wrestling. No, I am not talking about what happened with the end of my Immortal Iconic Championship reign. I’m talking about since then. The Immortal Iconic Championship was supposed to be a championship that was on the line every single show! I was a true champion! Say whatever the hell you want about the people I defended it against, but this company had me defending that championship show after show and I did so as a fighting champion. And yet… GANGA GIRL didn’t put the title on the line last show and she’s not putting it on the line this show.
Are you FUCKING kidding me?
I guess it helps when you’re the company’s new flavor of the month right? I had to go out there and defend that title every show, yet they’re pampering this bitch! That’s not fair at ALL! You know what else isn’t fair? This company clearly knowing that I’m not READY for wrestlers like Sam Tolson yet but they’re throwing me in there against her in this Pride Championship tournament.
BULLSHIT!
Oh and after all that, I’m back in the Immortal Icon division… against Kylie Conrad. What? Are they expecting me to be that sweet, shrinking violet that’s all “it’s okay… I can overcome this… like… totally” and then just be what? The welcome mat for that girl? Let’s talk about Kylie, alright? Have you SEEN HER? First off that girl is SOOOOO fat it’s RIDICULOUS! Oh WAIT… this is PC America, we’re not supposed to say that. Well this is HOLLYWOOD and the fact of the matter is, unless you’re a comedian… FAT PEOPLE HAVE NO PLACE IN HOLLYWOOD!
And Kylie Conrad… you have no place on this roster. I’ve seen that tweet you dropped on me.
You’re going to suplex me to hell, huh?
Why? Because oh it’s SWEET, INNOCENT HAYLEY, right? The shrinking violet from fucking PUYALLUP, WASHINGTON that got destroyed by Sativa Navaeh and lost her championship, the one that she had because she was only facing LOSERS… hahahaha… FUCK YOU BITCH! Don’t fucking disrespect me because I’ve had ENOUGH of being disrespected and treated like a rookie and treated as if the Immortal Iconic Championship is the best I’ll ever have it. I don’t care if I’m on a “level three” contract, I am BETTER than this division and I am better than THIS and I know damn well I am better than YOU, Kylie. You’re a mirror image of me… that new girl nobody has ever heard of that is trying to make a name for herself… wait… correction, you’re the mirror image of what I WAS… the only difference is, you need to lay off the Three Musketeers, fatass!
At least I’m slim, young and beautiful which is far more than what I can say for you!
That’s without mentioning that inside that ring, I’m BETTER than YOU! I know it because what exactly have you done since you’ve been here? To be honest, I didn’t even know you existed until I saw you were booked against me. Sorry honey, but I don’t pay attention to people beneath me! I was far too busy being the first Immortal Icon Champion. But when I did my research… I found out that… oh you have a win over Desmond Masters? WHO DOESN’T have a win over Desmond Masters? BRAVO, want a Twix? Wait… BAD idea, I don’t want you getting any fatter, you bus-sized behemoth!
But hey, despite doing absolutely NOTHING… not even a PROMO so far in your career… you get GIFTED with a big opportunity… like CERTAIN people on this roster *cough* Sativa *cough* and you get a chance at Dona Rotten with the Hollywood Heritage Cup and all of that glory… which you didn’t even do ANYTHING to deserve and of COURSE you lose and yet you’re coming up to me on my fucking Twitter page talking about “well I’m gonna suplex you straight to hell”.
Bitch, shut the fuck up!
You are NOT better than me! You do not have the RIGHT to talk down to me! I won TWO championships within my first ten mainstream matches, what have you done? Oh somewhere between zero and nothing and I know going into this match you CLEARLY have no passion for this… or at least nowhere near the passion that I do. While I’m training and preparing, all you’re doing is wasting your life on social media, more than likely chugging your three gallons of orange soda along with that, tweeting basic bitch shit and posting HORRIFYING, DISGUSTING bikini photos that were SO GROTESQUE my perfect 20/20 vision actually went down to about 20/100 for about 24 hours after seeing that picture! UGH! GROSS! AS IF! Do the entire world a favor and delete that shit, will you? I mean… I just…
Hayley suddenly pauses as she begins to choke and gag…
Hayley: Excuse me…
The scene quickly shifts to a colored background with the classic “TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES: PLEASE STAND BY” message. The sound of Hayley vomiting can be heard in the background and afterward, she is heard asking for water. The message fades, showing Hayley trying to breathe after she chugs some water down.
Hayley: Sorry… ANYWAY… that just opened up a question for me… am I even going to be able to withstand the SIGHT of you? Because my god, if your pictures made me puke, I’m not even sure I want to see the big cow belle in the flesh! GROSS! I would be DISGUSTED to lose to someone like you… who does NOTHING for the business, who’s just here just to play on Twitter, collect money and just waste a roster space because if your work ethic since being in this company, your loss to Dona Rotten and the fact that I had never even heard of you before this match was booked are any indicators at all… at the end of the day, you’re going to be like so many of my opponents: Eleni, Lawless, Desmond Masters, Legion… you know what they amounted to after I took care of them?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
And that’s YOUR fate too! I REFUSE to someone who posts pictures on social media and calls herself “stylish”. No bitch, I’M stylish, I’M fucking fabulous… you… you’re so fucking gross not even Lane Bryant would want anything to do with you! You’re definitely not going to suplex me straight to hell. In fact, the only thing you’re going to do is try so valiantly to beat me only to suck wind, fall on your fat ass and be just another victim of PRODIGAL GREATNESS! That’s right… PRODIGAL… GREATNESS! Because that’s what the fuck I am! I am the RARE breed of professional wrestler that has won TWO championships within the first TEN mainstream matches of your career! Soon, Hollywood is going to come flocking to me and asking me if I want to be in music videos and movies and commercials and all this amazing stuff and they’re going to see me and say “DAMN! We found ourselves the next Kelly Kapowski… or the next Kelly Bundy!” and not even those icons from the 90’s have anything on me!
You?
You’ve proven and shown nothing in this company and haven’t earned the right to even make your stupid “suplex to hell” tweet because your win over Desmond proves NOTHING! The REAL Kylie Conrad in CW is the wrestler that got her ass beat by Dona Rotten and tomorrow, I’m going to make THAT look like child’s play, bitch!
Wait… did I just… surprise all of you? What happened? Where’s “sweet, innocent, shrinking violet Hayley?”
She’s DEAD, you bastards! You will NEVER see that weak piece of shit ever again!!!
I didn’t come here to be a pushover… or to play second fiddle to the ICP-wannabe gothic trash like Dona or Maki. No… I came here to be a STAR and nothing BUT a star! That Iconic Championship reign was just a warm up!
And Kylie, I am going to make an example out of your thick ass! The only one going to hell is YOU because at the end of the day, I’m going to make you look SOOOO ridiculous and this time, I don’t give a fuck! At the end of the day, California Wrestling is DONE making me its bitch! Once I prove I’m better than this division and I re-up to a better contract than this level three crap… mark my words…
I’m making California Wrestling… and F-list TRASH like Kylie Conrad… MY BITCH!
Tomorrow’s just the pilot, bitches!
